Sunday, May 13, 2012

But I don't like SPAM!

Well Ladies and Gentlemen, more SPAM, whether you like SPAM or not!


May 2:

- admin@national-lottery.co.uk (writing from esaullevy@aol.com with a return mail of kdhdl@e-mail.ua) says simply: "You have won . For full details, please click here."

My thoughts, simply: not.


- The World Bank/IMF at jasshugh72@yahoo.com (return mail worldb_auditor@qatar.io)  writes:
Attn:Client, Your name is among 37 scam Victims list to be compensated by World Bank/IMF via ATM CARD each valued at US$1.5 Million.send your Full details Such As Your Full Name,Address,Telephone via( worldb_auditorr@qatar.io ) DR.RICHARD OGA.
 Wow! I didn't know that the World Bank/IMF was concerned with scam victims. And I didn't know that ATM cards could be worth $4.5 Million dollars! Gotta get me one of THOSE!


- Mr Guff Walter at  online@mss.com (return mail kraftfoodsuk1@live.co.uk) says:

We are please to offer you a job of 10% of payments received from our clients.Job :RECEIVING PAYMENTS AGENT who will Act as medium of breach between our customers and us.reach us at(kraftfoodsuk1@live.co.uk)with your Curriculum Vitae/Resume attached and any other details on experience.(Mr Guff Walter,P.R.O.)Kraft Foods Ltd.

Does my CV have to be spelled correctly? How about English grammar? And what exactly is a 'medium of breach'?


- Oooh! Mr A. Hakim at abdul_hakimbehaj@yahoo.com.ph tells me that he was part of a military council that helped oust out favorite Libyan dictator, and when searching

Col Muammar Gaddafi's Bab al-Aziziya compound, I discovered A metal save: containing (USD53M) fifty three million United States of American Dollars
 which he of course needs help getting out of the country.

Wow. And here I'd thought Muammar had spent it all on fancy robes and uniforms!


That's enough for tonight! Enjoy the video!

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